Hey. My names Billy, and I'm dirt. I pretty much sit around all day. I can tell you personally, it gets pretty boring just sitting there, being a useless block. But, thanks to the advancements made in technology, I can finally answer peoples questions, online.
Anyways, ask me any questions you want. I'm up to the job.
People Dirt Knows (Surprisingly)
My long bud, helpin' me travel around the world.
My cousin's best friend.
A squid named squishy. Her brother can swim through dirt! D:
He's everyone's friend. :P
A... Endercreeper? Who's the mother?
He answers.
Anything you think, he'll answer. An entity... Is he a glitch?
My best friend, he built me my dirttop (my PC) and is helping me answer questions. ((Owner))
...He crazy.
Steve. He digs me up then throws me in lava.
That *****.
A creeper. He's as bad as Steve. >:c
He's evil.
Pure evil.
Ask meh anything!